The Key to Happiness is to Never Be Happy

There's a song that goes: don't worry, be happy – it's a decent song, but Think it's message is a farce. You should always worry because you're not going to achieve true happiness. While things might seem to be going your way, they can always be better...how do you feel now?

Melodrama is The Cause, I Mean Solution, to All of Life's Problems!

The second greatest thing in life is being entertained, with the first being the act of eating food. Sure, we need to food to live, but what makes it great is the process of eating it. What goes hand-to-mouth with food is entertainment and it can be found all around us.

Do As I Say, Not As I Do..It's The Only Way

There's something known as hypocrisy which we as humans greatly despise. However, I find it strange since we're hypocritical multiple times Ada, so do we hate ourselves? But I'm not here to ask philosophical questions, only to make hyperbolic assumptions.

You're Always Right Even When You're Wrong!

I'm right 100% of the time and I'm not right -10% which means I'm actually right 110% of the time if you do the math right (I can tutor you in Mathematics if you did the math wrong). The always say give 110% to everything you do, so why not be 110% right all the time.

Safety First is Meant to be Taken Quite Literally

You're taught these things as a child – look both ways when crossing the street, don't talk to strangers, be afraid of everything if possible. The last thing is what's most important as it needs to be applied elev enfold when you approach adulthood...it's the only way to live.