There's
a saying, “If you want peace, prepare for war,” which means a
well-armed society maintains peace because outsiders dare not attack
it. I use this saying at random to sound sophisticated, but now Want
to apply it to the hostilities in your life.
However,I
will expand upon it with my own words (do quote me), “If you want
peace, prepare for war. If you want war, prepare for war. Whatever
you do, don't prepare for peace.” You must always act antagonistic
towards others like they are eternal enemies.
- People's words always have malicious intent, so always respond defensively.
- The best defense is a good offense, so use argumentative language towards others.
- Attacking head-on isn't always wise, so create stealthy verbal discourse when possible.
- Use ground and aerial support, such as starting trouble on Facebook.
- If you're on the losing end of the battle, disregard your actions and all is forgiven.
After reading these five
tips, you're probably wondering how this brings about peace.
Well,it's quite simple – always attacking everyone around you gives
them less chance to attack you, thus you've got more peace. But if
you're not convinced I've got five more tips.
- Thanks to your peace enforcing ways, everyone else will see they are at fault.
- Their accusatory language will come to a halt, on account of it being useless.
- People will fear you because they'll think you're crazy, but they'll still fear you.
- You will be the talk of the community, much like a great conqueror of antiquity.
- When it's all over you'll achieve true peace thanks to everyone ignoring you.
There's another famous quote
which is misspoken, so I'll say it properly: “First you laugh at
them, then you fight them, then they ignore you, then you win.” At
the end of the day you're merely placing historical sayings into the
context of your very important life.
You don't need Sun Tzu when
you've got Saad Tzu on speed dial.