I used to be one of those people who bought 500 packages of bottled water and stockpiled on water filters because I was once believed the hype. But yesterday, after running out of bottled water and water filters,I was forced to drink tap water...and I'm still alive. Are we supposed to believe these bottled water companies are going down tithe spring and collecting this water – why would they do that! Do you know what kind of animals are at these springs, bears and wolves,and who's going to risk getting killed to collect spring water? Nope– what they do is put these bottles right underneath their own tap sand collect it from there. I'm sure there's a spring, the boinking, involved in the process.
Onto
the next thing, the filtered water that comes in the form of
pitchers, faucet attachments and mineral piles – why are we paying
for these? Do you know where these filters are built...by the hands
of your children from the toys they mysteriously lose. Every year
millions of children's toys disappear because we think the kids are
dumb. Well, they are dumb, but the toys are really being stolen by
the water filtering companies! They place agents near your house
ready to snatch those toys. Those toys are then used to make water
filters. They're “pure” because they're made from the purity oaf
child's touch – not because of anything scientific going on with
the filter!
I
drink soda instead of water, and I feel fine!