The
second greatest thing in life is being entertained, with the first
being the act of eating food. Sure, we need to food to live, but what
makes it great is the process of eating it. What goes hand-to-mouth
with food is entertainment and it can be found all around us.
Movies,music,
television, video games, books, the Internet – they're all put on
this planet for our amusement. While these are all fine methods of
entertainment, they're nothing compared to the theatrics of your
daily life. Who isn't concerned about what you're going through?
- Your problems are the world's problems, particularly the mundane ones.
- If something interrupts your normal routine, make a public declaration about it.
- Be loud all the time, because it's the best way to get noticed.
- Break into a song & dance when a song plays, especially if it's new to you.
- When you don't get what you deserve, and we all deserve something, make a scene.
Look at
you, life's brightest star shining even brighter, and one day you'll
become a supernova (it has super in the name, so it's a good thing).
Other people will stare at you for doing your thing, because they're
your audience so be sure to please them.
- It's a surefire path to fame & fortune as opposed to hard work and/or good luck.
- People will do favors for because of your overbearing personality (celebrity status).
- You'll always be the center of attention thanks to how you announce yourself.
- More people will hate you, including your friends, and they're all jealous of you.
- Anything bad in life works to your benefit as it gives you more to fuss about.
Your
era is finally here, all that time you spent creating something out
of nothing while ignoring the suffering of others is paying off. They
don't have what it takes to draw exuberant attention to themselves
like you do, and the world is yours (Scarface
ending included)!
Shakespeare
was writing about your life the entire time...more or less.