You're Always Right Even When You're Wrong!

I'm right 100% of the time and I'm not right -10% which means I'm actually right 110% of the time if you do the math right (I can tutor you in Mathematics if you did the math wrong). The always say give 110% to everything you do, so why not be 110% right all the time.

We're taught to think being right is about presenting facts and/or evidence to back your statements up, but this line of thinking is absolutely wrong. The key thing about being right is to convince everyone else you're right – if they all believe it, you can't be wrong!

  • Be arrogant – people will hate you, but they won't deny your assertiveness.
  • Declare your legitimacy by speaking in a LOUD VOICE!
  • Completely ignore all dissenting openings because they deserve no credibility.
  • Provide fake sources whenever possible so nobody questions you.
  • Never change your opinion on anything – doing it even once destroys your integrity.

Are you shocked to see these secrets out in the open...no – well act SHOCKED! Scientists do the opposite of my recommended methods, and who cares about them? When you're always 110% right you can question these so-called experts about anything and change the world.

  • The People will always believe you and follow you blindly.
  • You'll be invited to various media outlets to discuss your righteousness.
  • As your public perception increases you'll start to gain real power.
  • Order your followers to expand your empire and remove all naysayers.
  • Get all the laws changed in your favor as you slowly take over the world.

The whole point of being right all the time isn't to make the world a better place, it's to make your little world a better place. Who cares about everyone else when you're making the rules? Society is falling apart thanks to you, but it's not your fault if people always believe you!

Everything I'm writing here is wrong, which means it's most definitely right!